Long story short. Yes there’s a way to watch “Jurassic Park” without seeing the person get eaten by a dinosaur while using the bathroom. With VidAngel, you can keep the porcelain throne room a safe space.
Jurassic Park is one of those movies that lives rent-free in your brain. The music? Iconic. The T-Rex? Terrifying. Jeff Goldblum? Incredible. It’s a must-see for a classic movie night. Let’s face it, Jurassic Park made us all believe that velociraptors can open doors “because science.”
But try watching it with your kids now, and suddenly you’re diving for the remote like it’s the last flashlight in a power outage. The scenes you thought were “not that bad”? Yeah… turns out a dismembered arm and a dino buffet of screaming park staff hit differently with your nine-year-old.
Let’s break it down. Jurassic Park comes with:
- 26 swear words
- 1 F-bomb
- 1 shockingly dismembered arm
- 9 other graphic scenes
What starts as a whimsical fossil-fueled field trip turns into a high-speed bloodbath with prehistoric jump scares and philosophical chaos theory. And while the raptors may be clever girls, your second grader probably isn’t ready to watch them stalk a kitchen like it’s a horror movie appetizer sampler.
The “edited-for-TV” version you remember from Saturday afternoon marathons? Extinct. Until now.
With VidAngel, you can stream Jurassic Park in all its Spielberg glory minus the stuff that makes you question your judgment as a parent. Keep the roars, the wonder, and the “must-go-faster” moments. Mute the profanity, skip the gore, and reclaim movie night without having to play emotional triage in real time.
Sure, you could try fast-forwarding every time a limb flies or someone swears at a dinosaur. That’s like using a soup spoon to shovel snow. Technically possible. Absolutely ridiculous.
Let VidAngel do the filtering for you. You choose what to mute or skip and we’ll handle the rest, no mosquito-in-amber decoding required.
But hey, if you’re the type to pause, scrub, and shout “CLOSE YOUR EYES” while fumbling for the volume, we still love you. We even created a full timestamp list of every single swear word and graphic moment. You can still go full archaeologist on the remote, if that’s your thing.
Watch smarter. Filter the chaos. Keep the dinos.
“Jurassic Park” Profanity Timestamp Guide:
- 00:10:16
- 00:20:56
- 00:42:09
- 00:42:45
- 00:51:27
- 00:52:38
- 00:52:48
- 00:55:49
- 00:58:08
- 00:58:33
- 00:59:04
- 00:59:43
- 01:00:06
- 01:07:28
- 01:10:49
- 01:11:01
- 01:20:52
- 01:20:53
- 01:20:55
- 01:21:03
- 01:38:08
- 01:38:46
- 01:40:53
- 01:43:51
- 01:43:56
- 01:54:36
“Jurassic Park” Graphic Violence Timestamp Guide:
- 00:25:16
- 01:02:56
- 01:03:07
- 01:03:17
- 01:03:57
- 01:07:48
- 01:19:08
- 01:35:23
- 01:44:06
- 01:44:08
