We don’t know everything, but we do know we’re better. At what? Filtering. Hands down, we’re the best there is. Don’t believe us? Fine. We ran some numbers, some polls if you will. It was unanimous: we are better at filtering than anything else with a filter. It’s not an opinion. It’s science.
We’re better at filters. Here’s why:
- Water filter
- Air Filter
- Lint Trap
- Your Mother-In-Law. HA. She doesn’t have a filter, who are we kidding…
- A Ninja Juicer
- Lawyers
- A Judge
- Brita Filter
- NDA in California
- Your face. Your facial expressions practically have subtitles.
- Hazmat Suit
- N95 Mask
- Prenups
- Your best friend. She’s a locked box, we’re still better.
- Roomba filter. It’s garbage.
- Gloves
- Screen doors
- Therapists
- Mosquito Net
- Gold mining pan
- Sieve
- Airport Security
- Sunblock
- Your brain at 3 AM
- Your grandparent’s social feed
- Anything your toddler says
- The Louvre Security
- Coffee filters
- Blue light glasses
- Furnace filter
- Cheese cloth
- Your kidneys
- Cognitive distortion
- Your prefrontal cortex
- Hazing (social filter)
- Dating app filters
- Vacuum filter
- Cooking strainer
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