Happy Gilmore is the kind of movie you quote with your buddies, your dad, and that one uncle who still thinks he could go pro. If only he hadn’t strained his hammy during church ball, right? So close. Happy Gilmore is beloved, but try watching it with your teenager, and suddenly you’re scrambling for the remote like it’s the last donut at a family reunion. The made-for-TV version from when you were a kid? Nowhere to be found. Until now. With VidAngel, you can finally stream Happy Gilmore the way you remember it: hilarious, legendary, and minus the language that makes things… less family-friendly. Mute the profanity, keep the punchlines, and reclaim movie night without the awkward pause button shuffle.
Sure, you could try fast-forwarding every time something sketchy pops up. That’s like mowing your lawn with teeny-tiny doll scissors. Technically an option, but not a good one. Let VidAngel do the heavy lifting for you. Filter what you don’t want, and enjoy the rest without babysitting the remote like it’s a toddler with scissors.
But hey, if you’re the type to swat flies with a golf club and insist on manually fast-forwarding… we’ve got you too. We went ahead and created a timestamp for every single moment one of the 88 swear words (including 4 f-bombs) dropped. We still love you, even though you’re choosing the hard way.
“Happy Gilmore” Profanity Timestamps:
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