Have you, too, also wondered, “Why would you marry someone from a pool of TV producers picked for ‘good TV?'” Well, apparently, so has Derrick. Derrick is one of our incredible engineers here at VidAngel who humored us by dipping his toe in the Love is Blind pool. Here’s his spoiler-free and punctuation-free take on the first episode of the first season of Love is Blind.
oh no guys
why are they looking out the window at a ufo
what is this music
Wait, so conventionally attractive people are worried that their styled appearance is the problem?
this premise makes no sense
but I’ll give it time
none of these people are ugly!!!!
i need to google what happened between host person and jessica simpson
this is unhinged
why would you marry someone from a pool tv producers picked for “good tv”
much easier to just catfish someone and then cyrano them instead of go on this show
i would not want to live in the same weird apartment with a bunch other desperate single guys
what if you have a horrifying voice
where is the show for people with speech impediments
i can never go back into the dating world, this is excruciating
finding a man that wants to eat Chicago beef is all it took for her to make a connection
why would you wear a suit for this
where are the sweats
AI? girl run
you do not want a tech bro
NO HE SAID “CONFOUNDING VARIABLES”
maybe i need to unpack my own feelings about my identity as a tech person
why are all these men out here demanding meals from these women
they should just have a blind taste test buffet and skip the chat
oh he cooks
but they aren’t going to go into it
CAN HE COOK SALMON!?
“i like when a guy…makes me feel small” “that’s good”
i don’t care for that tie knot
but love is blind so i’ll let it pass
ooo we’re in the problematic ones now
lol people jumping right into appearance questions
i’m not sure this show can make me feel lots of empathy for someone whose trial is being attractive
ok i had to step away from this riveting program but have returned
oh so this is nothing about judging people’s souls or whatever it’s about gossiping with the other guys and girlies
this is fascinating
how do we determine what is superficial and what is not
appearance – apparently superficial
career choice/money – maybe?
i wonder if i would hate it if i went on a date and people were reading from notes about me they had
how long is this show’s filming period? they be talking marriage fast
there’s a ted chiang short story called “liking what you see” that this reminds me of
i liked the story better than this show
girl the betrayal that is going to come in later episodes
you cannot be everybody’s favorite forever
how do they pick who gets a talking head? what about all these normies that aren’t getting screen time? will they show up more later? what does it mean
i love you? WHOA CALM DOWN OMG
YOU ARE TRAPPED IN A WEIRD SPACE STATION WHERE ALL YOU CAN DO IS DATE! SLOW DOWN!!!
You wish you could hold each other!? WHAT IF YOU HAVE WEIRD ARMS
YOU HAVEN’T INVESTIGATED WHETHER YOU HAVE WEIRD ARMS YET!
ruh roh
love a tactful pr answer
and a guy overreacting to it
love a bunch of single people who have not succeeded in dating advising each other
lol but that’s how it always is i suppose
whoa kids, is he gonna propose
get it together
no stop
please no
stop
omg no
ITS BEEN FIVE DAYS
AHHHHHH WHYYYYYY
well ok
we’ll see kids
can they leave the spaceship now
are they free
this is giving dystopia
this giving the lobster
oo love them spilling the tea
dish girl
‘if this place had no other girls i would propose”
how is that romantic? lol
well i wish these two nothing but the best
that’s a wrap. rip whoever reads this
To read more about Love is Blind, check out our article “All the thoughts we had while watching Love is Blind.“
