We’ve all been there, right? Trying to have a conversation with someone and it’s just not cutting it. You know what’s missing? That’s right, profanity. Because nothing says, “I see you and I understand you” like dropping an f-bomb every other word. It’s the keystone to any and all conversations. After all, can you really say you know someone unless you know their favorite expletive? A foundation of friendship can’t be built on sand, people!
And don’t even get us started on the importance of name-calling. How else are you supposed to find out who your real friends and enemies are? It’s not like you could just, you know, talk to them and figure it out like a normal person. This is how misinformation gets spread.
We are painfully aware this serene behavior is happening all around us in the real world. You go into a grocery store, and someone is speaking to a store clerk with their inside voices and pleasantries. Kids at school playing tag without yelling profanities. But the world should look more like what we see in movies and TV shows. Less civility. More depravity. You deserve a break from all that vanilla.
But fear not, dear reader, because VidAngel has heard your lack of cries for help. We’ve been hard at work building a feature nobody asked for but everyone so desperately needs…the ability to add more profanity and sexual innuendos! Don’t let a good plotline get in the way of what matters most.